These are actual headlines from actual newspapers.

-Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over

-New study of obesity looks for larger test group

-Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead

-Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy

-Kids make nutritious snacks

-Killer sentenced to die for second time in ten years

-Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

-Local high school dropouts cut in half

-Include your children when baking cookies

-Iraqi head seeks arms

-Lack of brains hinders research

-Old school pillars are replaced by alumni

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