2009-09-19 - "You, you give me something...something that nobody else can give..."
2007-09-23 - Why are eyelashes so attractive?
2007-09-17 - Why now?
2006-12-29 - Chyea
2006-08-17 - "We'll be painting, deep down hoping, that the best summer ever will never end...
2006-05-30 - Please watch this...
2006-05-15 - Goodbye, teens
2006-03-28 - The End of the World
2006-03-25 - Three days down, 352 days to go
2006-01-28 - My mom is so awesome...
2006-01-01 - Good times, bad times, you know I've had my share...
2005-12-22 - It's just a fucking shame
2005-11-08 - I can't believe my eyes, I'm seein' stars
2005-10-11 - New stuff
2005-09-03 - Hurricane Katrina
2005-08-14 - *Licks lips*
2005-07-21 - The meanies are coming!
2005-07-05 - Case dismissed
2005-06-09 - Beagle, you dog
2005-05-25 - Pasta?
2005-05-18 - Red looks good on you
2005-05-09 - Please hire me
2005-04-14 - Alchemy achieved
2005-04-12 - Unemployed
2005-03-24 - What other conversation could we possibly have at 3:20 in the morning?
2005-03-05 - New diaries
2005-03-04 - I didn't save my wrist bands
2005-02-22 - Fuck Spago
2005-02-16 - Wow, that was hard
2005-02-16 - So distracted
2005-02-06 - Back home again
2005-01-22 - 28 days later
2004-12-24 - When it rains, it pours
2004-12-02 - Mmm...heated seats...
2004-11-21 - It gave me something to do...
2004-11-03 - Look at the bright side...
2004-10-31 - Happy Halloween!
2004-09-30 - I just bought one for Steve that says "Anyone other than Bush '04"
2004-09-25 - Twilight Zone?
2004-08-30 - Slightly disturbing
2004-08-21 - Sounds like quite the tasty cocktail, no?
2004-08-19 - Freud said dreams are an expression of repressed drives and wishes in symbolic form...
2004-08-04 - Dine and Dash
2004-07-22 - And people think you need a degree to earn over 70 bucks an hour
2004-07-10 - And 19 more...
2004-07-01 - Back in your teenage bedroom
2004-06-29 - Dear Governator,
2004-06-27 - Nothing quite like...
2004-06-26 - Once again employed
2004-06-13 - Strikes a chord...
2004-06-07 - Timing is everything
2004-06-03 - Fair Trade
2004-06-01 - I'm a girl who likes her fun
2004-05-24 - This kid will go far...
2004-05-20 - Big Trouble
2004-05-16 - *Birthday Dance*
2004-05-13 - When Foxes Have Their Weddings
2004-04-28 - You
2004-04-15 - FUCK YOU, TOO, BANK!
2004-03-31 - Spring Break
2004-03-17 - Celebrating me Irish
2004-03-16 - Mira the Pimptress strikes again
2004-03-12 - I have conquered
2004-03-11 - You give me the title...
2004-03-04 - Pleasing news
2004-02-19 - Money money money
2004-02-15 - Oh my, it's me!
2004-02-15 - Don't wanna be a fool
2004-02-05 - What a beautiful day in the neighborhood
2004-02-03 - Because if it's here, you won't know...
2004-01-26 - The thing you finally said...I'll miss you
2004-01-24 - Requiem for a Dream
2004-01-15 - Lola, just because
2004-01-14 - It Ain't No Thing
2003-12-28 - Fuck you, let me wallow in self pity
2003-12-24 - What girl doesn't love Tiffany's?
2003-12-14 - Me? Write a poem? No...
2003-12-02 - My dad says it should be a Public Service Announcement
2003-11-26 - My eyes hurt
2003-11-19 - Right now I am...
2003-11-14 - Perhaps he smelled the krispey kreme on my breath...
2003-11-01 - To further expand...
2003-10-27 - Lucky Peaches
2003-10-16 - Danny, this is for you
2003-10-13 - Experiment
2003-09-29 - Thank you for not breeding
2003-09-24 - I have strep throat
2003-09-08 - Kill me now and get it overwith
2003-09-06 - New mission:
2003-09-03 - Announcing the following Red Hot Chili Peppers dates for the west coast:
2003-08-29 - That's one for OddGoogle
2003-08-28 - It looks alright...
2003-08-24 - What a night
2003-08-24 - My own personal hell
2003-08-12 - I left my heart in San Francisco
2003-08-12 - Maybe...
2003-08-08 - Take it slow, slow down
2003-08-04 - Ah, summer's great
2003-07-26 - Band rant
2003-07-22 - I will see it through in time...
2003-07-19 - Longer and harder...haha (Nina gets it)
2003-07-19 - Let me under your skin
2003-07-16 - Therapy
2003-07-13 - And why shouldn't I?
2003-07-07 - And no, my crack didn't show
2003-07-02 - Blah
2003-06-24 - Questions, questions...
2003-06-22 - Eve 6 took their name from the X-Files, according to Shannon
2003-06-16 - Things I'm happy about:
2003-06-09 - Whoa man...trippy
2003-06-05 - So...tired...
2003-05-29 - *smooch*
2003-05-27 - So exhausting and traumatizing
2003-05-20 - I had such difficulty picking out which parts of this song didn't apply
2003-05-16 - Happy birthday to me!
2003-05-13 - Mmm...concerts...mmm
2003-05-08 - I got it bad...twitterpatedness, that is
2003-05-04 - Clever
2003-04-29 - Ooohh, update on gas station boy!
2003-04-28 - Did I just do that??
2003-04-27 - Child brilliance
2003-04-24 - Oh boy, what a day
2003-04-23 - Fit so tight
2003-04-22 - I feel so...sixteen
2003-04-15 - A lot of things that don't make a whole lot of sense, I realize
2003-04-10 - Don't ask
2003-04-04 - My very own survey
2003-03-28 - Who wears short shorts?
2003-03-26 - I'm gold, baby!
2003-03-24 - Written 13 years ago, about an event that occured almost 40 years ago, and it still holds true...
2003-03-22 - Orgasms for all!
2003-03-10 - Stupid Girl
2003-03-08 - mabears.com
2003-03-05 - Hell yeah!
2003-03-03 - At least there's always good music to listen to
2003-03-01 - Saturday afternoon ponderings
2003-02-25 - I'm in stage one, and have been for the last 2 days...
2003-02-21 - My Brilliant Plan
2003-02-20 - Ever invisioned a headache as a little fucker you just want to kick? Advil is my steel-toed boot...
2003-02-13 - If I were... (more like if I could be)
2003-02-11 - Some self reflections
2003-02-07 - Food for thought
2003-02-04 - Study results
2003-02-03 - You're leaving me here, dear, alone with all my wrongs
2003-01-31 - Hmm...angel or devil: who will win out?
2003-01-29 - It kills me
2003-01-28 - I know why I don't bother to completely isolate myself: it takes more effort to be on bad terms with people than it does to fake some smiles...
2003-01-27 - Cruelest dream: reality
2003-01-21 - Bye...for now
2003-01-16 - Confide, 'cause I'll be on your side...you know I will, you know I will
2003-01-15 - Hush, little lady, don't say a word...or the rest of the village gonna know you're disturbed
2003-01-12 - Further disgust
2003-01-10 - I procrastinate waaaaay to much...
2003-01-07 - Suddenly life makes a whole lot more sense
2003-01-02 - Red Hot review
2002-12-15 - How sweet it is
2002-12-08 - Do a little dance, make a little...well, you get the idea
2002-12-04 - Uncle Sam wants your kid
2002-12-03 - ACLU and other reaching-outness
2002-12-02 - Hehehe...arse
2002-11-28 - Atmosphere - Modern Man's Hustle
2002-11-17 - Stroke 9 - One Time
2002-11-06 - Sleeeeeep is gooooooood
2002-11-04 - Thank you for the recommendation, it really is a great song
2002-11-03 - Green Day - F.O.D.
2002-10-23 - You really can sell anything on ebay
2002-10-23 - Oohh...Ahhh
2002-10-21 - All of the above
2002-10-19 - It's definitely fall
2002-10-13 - Sometimes good intentions are counterproductive, and you just need to LISTEN
2002-10-09 - Rolling Stone Readers' Greatest 100 albums of all time
2002-10-04 - Can't get this shit off my mind
2002-09-30 - Yay, cars!
2002-09-23 - *dances*
2002-09-22 - *Whew* I'm back...
2002-09-11 - Feel the lovin'
2002-09-10 - Ah, radio
2002-09-09 - What could be better than art and music...together?
2002-09-08 - Oh, I dream to heal your wounds
2002-09-04 - Priceless
2002-08-26 - Songs are great
2002-08-22 - What are you?
2002-08-17 - Nothing...
2002-08-12 - There's always some reason to feel not good enough...
2002-08-09 - Aw...you guys are so sweet!
2002-08-05 - Yeah, I know I suck
2002-08-04 - Cherry Lips
2002-07-31 - Workin' girl
2002-07-27 - No Doubt - Happy Now
2002-07-25 - Ooohh, smooth!
2002-07-20 - Yer welcome!
2002-07-20 - Mmm...fuzzy beer
2002-07-17 - Well, you have to admit, she is hot...
2002-07-17 - Ouch
2002-07-06 - How to relieve stress
2002-07-01 - It's a damn good smoothie, too
2002-07-01 - Maybe the little gold star stickers would encourage him to read more...
2002-06-26 - Survey
2002-06-26 - Japanese Penis Kittens
2002-06-26 - Where do you stand among the world's leaders?
2002-06-20 - Danny: bring any girl who is depressed to me and i will be more than willing to help out
2002-06-16 - Being a rock chick might be fun
2002-06-14 - What does your name say about you?
2002-06-13 - Mental age
2002-06-12 - Why does it got to hurt so bad?
2002-06-10 - Design Cars
2002-06-10 - Funny Headlines
2002-06-09 - My Score is 45...what's yours?
2002-06-06 - Poor-Spelling Children Pay Dearly for "Letters to Satan"
2002-06-04 - Least Competent People
2002-05-29 - Myrl: Hahaha!, yeah...but what doesn't get talked about on SNL?
2002-05-23 - Today's News of the Weird
2002-05-19 - More Lyrics
2002-05-12 - Dragons are cool
2002-05-09 - It's my favorite room in the house, too...
2002-05-07 - Punctuation
2002-05-07 - Coke vs. Water
2002-05-06 - Birthdays
2002-04-30 - Much Better
2002-04-26 - Stressed
2002-04-18 - *Blushes*
2002-04-17 - Yessssss
2002-04-13 - Chapter Three
2002-04-13 - Meow
2002-04-11 - Top 10 Most Brilliant Marketing Screw Ups
2002-04-03 - I Love Ice Cream...
2002-04-01 - Of Course
2002-04-01 - New York
2002-03-28 - Lyrics
2002-03-25 - What Poet Are You?
2002-03-19 - Fuck
2002-03-18 - Jack Handy
2002-03-14 - Computers Suck
2002-03-08 - Chapter Two
2002-02-28 - To Someone
2002-03-04 - Short Story
2002-02-22 - Alternate Meanings
2002-02-20 - This Velvet Glove
2002-02-07 - What Flavour Are You?
2002-02-06 - Eyes
2002-02-04 - Scottish Farmer
2002-02-03 - Philogyny
2002-03-03 - Ohh...colors
2002-01-26 - Sixth Graders are Funny
2002-01-25 - Today's News of the Weird
2002-01-24 - Copper head massager...
2002-01-23 - I'm back
2002-01-18 - Fighting and fucking
2002-01-17 - Monty Python
2002-01-17 - Number one



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